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Marley Farms Petting Zoo needs our help

January 6, 2012

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I have always been a dog lover.  I prefer dogs to most humans, and feel more sympathy for them when they’re in bad situations than for most humans, mainly because humans can (or should be able to) make cognitive decisions about what’s right and wrong for them.  Dogs – and all animals – can’t. So […]

I stand corrected about Anthony Weiner

June 6, 2011

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I’ve been reminded that Anthony Weiner did not, in fact, commit adultery (assuming Weiner’s not lying about having never met any of his e-mistress­es). So, with full intent to be fair and accurate, I hereby coin an entirely new term to define Anthony Weiner’s guilt: e-dultery. You read it here, first.

Weiner admits to lying about lewd photos, being hacked and e-infidelity

June 6, 2011

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U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner admitted today that he lied when he said his Twitter account had been hacked after a lewd photo of his genitalia showed up all over the Internet late last week. Weiner admits that he sent that photo and many others to several young female Twitter followers with whom he has been […]

Weiner’s limp answers could lead to electile dysfunction

June 1, 2011

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Note to all Congressmen: If you’re asked if the photo of a man’s penis sent from your Twitter account to a 21-year-old female journalism student in Washington State is a photo of YOUR penis — the smart answer is a quick and simple “Not no, but HELL no!” Any answer *OTHER* than “No” — including […]